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Questions for "Who's more pathetic?"

Postby Kip » Fri May 20, 2005 8:21 pm

Maybe some of the better ones will make it on the next round. I'm sure Scott and/or Peter would look em over if we collect some good ones and forward
them. Here are a few of my own suggestions...

1: Do you have any yard art? And if so, is any of it home made?

2: What is a valedictorian?

3: If your house was on fire and you could only take 1 thing on your way out, what would it be?

4: Explain how "Frog Giggin'" works.

I'm sure you guys/gals can come up with better ones, but that is a start.

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JD: Your ex-wife, she's the answer.
Dr. Cox: Umm, things that ruined my life, things that took half my money, things with sharp edges!
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Postby jojogun90210 » Mon May 23, 2005 7:03 am

1. What Brand of pocket knife do you have on your belt?
2. Have you ever used your knife to scrape pooh off your shoe?
3. Have you ever used your knife to cut an apple or eat other food?
4. Did you wash your knife?
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Another one.

Postby Kip » Mon May 23, 2005 5:47 pm

Why is it called "Country & Western" music? What is the difference?
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Dr. Cox: Umm, things that ruined my life, things that took half my money, things with sharp edges!

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Postby Badluck » Tue May 24, 2005 2:11 am

Why do birds legs bend backwards?
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Just an FYI.

Postby Kip » Tue May 24, 2005 10:04 am

I emailed Scott asking him to look at this topic for possible entries in the next round of WMP? I know they are going to "try" to do another round tomorrow, but you know how that goes. Hopefully some of these will make it :D
JD: Your ex-wife, she's the answer.

Dr. Cox: Umm, things that ruined my life, things that took half my money, things with sharp edges!

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Postby camman » Tue May 24, 2005 3:15 pm

If you had a family reunion, would anyone have to come from out of town, or does everyone live in the same trailer park?
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Postby Solo » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:15 am

I'm sort of new here, but is the WHP bit only about rednecks? Or is it for anyone with a truly pathetic life? (not that I'm looking to participate LOL)
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Hey ya'll watch this!

Postby Kip » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:22 pm

I think it's pretty much intended for anybody pathetic enough to A: Not get that they are being made fun of, and/or B: Willing to play the game even though they know that. Just to get a free tshirt or something.
So, with that being the basic criteria and considering that the show is based in a town where a large number of the population considers the song 'Free Bird' more important than the national anthem (trust me I know, I was raised here) i think that is why you would be hard pressed not to end up with rednecks playing.

I'm not saying rednecks are stupid. I'm typing it.

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Postby AngieBaby1269 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:56 pm

Here's mine:
What three things would you buy from a hardware store to please your mate and how would you use the items?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit, ... what a ride!"
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Postby ThaDamMan » Sun May 07, 2006 4:25 pm

Have you ever had sex with a heterosexual?
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Postby BigWorm » Mon May 08, 2006 8:19 am

good one!
I didn't mean anything I just said. I love Lex & Terry. They are perfect and so is the show.
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Postby ThaDamMan » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:11 am

What is a jack ass?
What is your favorite restaurant?
How many vienna sausages come in one can?
Are you from North America or South America?
If you were an animal what kind of animal would you be? (I doubt any one of them would realize that human is an animal)
Have you ever been to the "White" House?
If it is 12:00 in California, what time is it where you live?

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