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Postby SportFukn » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:10 am

I love me some chain-smokin, brown-liquor drinkin' bar whores.
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:54 am

OMFG, you guys just made me remember why I was logging on to this place so much...funny bastards...BTW, you get "busy" divorcing when you are actively getting restraining orders, moving and trying to dodge fists and other projectiles...And now, my ex has decided he wants to love me long-time...forever even and I dont know if I can find a place to move that is far enough away from him, lol...Yeah, I would definitely say marriage is no longer on my to do list...unless anyone knows a 98 year old man with one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel, with no children and a bank account that would make my panties wet, lol...
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:07 am

LOL, that is good...
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:29 pm

Just think Jen....wrinkly scrotum.....old-people diapers.....mustard-poo....
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:56 pm

I don't imagine they get too much more wrinkly, but they do get L O N G E R....
Talent is God-given; be humble.

Fame is man-given; be thankful.

Conceit is self-given; be careful.
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:58 pm

OMFGLMFAO...That was a mental image that may ruin my sexual appetite for eternity...
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:01 pm

Maybe, if you are a good boy and always eat breakfast...
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:05 pm

And don't get caught playing with the pork sword!


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Talent is God-given; be humble.

Fame is man-given; be thankful.

Conceit is self-given; be careful.
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:52 pm

And never ever fuck on the first date...oh wait, never mind that shouldn't count...
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Postby Freyja » Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:55 pm

nah, just the fucking, lol

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