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Postby licyourface » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:11 pm

Image <---------takes it in the pooper, while wearing his hat and black leather boots
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Postby splangy » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:32 pm

I figured my first post should be where the action is. SO here I am. I know nothing about any of you but I likes me some good conversation. I need it, as bored as I am today. So bring it on.
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Postby SportFukn » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:24 pm

Well, let me go down the list.

First of all welcome to the forum. None of us know anything about each other either, but here is what I have figured.

Licyourface is a closet exhibitionist who enjoys collecting lego figurines and making them do perverse acts with each other on webcam. Her solo synchronized swimming routine is recognized worldwide as perhaps the best show on earth. Despite battling alcohol addictions, she manages to create and profit substantially from her homemade Chateau du Toenail line of premiere wines.

Nodachi is addicted to pirated high-end software, and enjoys talking dirty with himself using text-to-speech software on lonely Friday nights. His favorite hobby is sans-parachute skydiving, which has earned him a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records.

BigWorm is the founder of the site, and the Administrator. We think he is a vampire since he is dormant during the day and posts during the night, although many sexual predators behave that way also. He is known to hang out with many of the top B-list celebrities, including members of the cast of Seinfeld, and is frequently seen in lines at many Soup Kitchens throughout the Missouri area.

HBK is the über-stalker of all things Jessica Alba. It is rumored that he once bid on a Jessica Alba booger on eBay and used it to make a nice Greek salad with Balsamic dressing and had it fork-fed to him by a fat midget named Clovis. Clovis was wearing a Jessica Alba thong and had two clothespins on each nipple.

Mr. Gator is the resident paintball fanatic. His career accolades include building the first ever 30mm Paintball Chain Gun mounted to the underbelly of a fully restored Apache helicopter for his matches against local orphans. In his spare time he enjoys repairing toasters and reading Louis L'Amour novels in his underwear and creating pudding sculptures.

Suz61 is the active forumite from Gainesville, FL. We have surmised that she has a counterpart up north somewhere, and enjoys a clandestine rendezvous with her object of affection once-in-a-while. The videos that have surfaced on the Internet of her nefarious bedroom goings-on include a sinister wrestling match with a three-toed sloth coverd in sugar cane syrup and more recently, her online creation of the popular porn soap opera Genital Hospital.

BBox is our official forum pothead, and is currently busy with his undergraduate thesis titled "An Effective Comparitive Analysis of the Effects of Dung Beetle Population and Their Effect on Dung...Effects". His sensual and godlike renditions of the Star Spangled Banner made him an instant Internet celebrity when he was awarded the entire Czechoslovakian Lottery. He won 14 potatoes.

Shoehorn is a mysterious being, often shrouded in secret musings about such odd topics like "If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?". He often drinks heavily, and once sent an email to the UN Ambassador to the country of Botswana asking to change the name of their country to "Autobotswana". He is a known friend of Michael Vick's, and avoided the recent trouble by admitting to breeding dandelions for fighting and gambling purposes.

Me? Well, I haven't been able to explain myself in 31 years, so maybe someone else can.
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Postby bbox696 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:51 pm

ImageI just made some Au Gratin potatoes with it , oh yeah with cheese . I saved the turd. Image
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Postby splangy » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:52 pm

Good to know. That was, quite possibly, the most thorough description of anything I've ever read in a forum. Normally, when I make a simple, straight to the point comment, I normally get a reply along the lines of, "UR a turd... LOL :)"

So thanks for that, SportFukn.

Well, I feel compelled to describe myself. At the ripe old age of 28, I've found that I'm full of useless information. You want to know what's going on in Iraq right now? Don't ask me. You want to know who drew issue 344 of Amazing Spider-man, I've got you covered. (It was Erik Larsen, by the way.)

I like commas. I use them a lot, since my knowledge of proper sentence structure sucks.

Oh yeah. And as of today, I'm a big fan of slow-motion, boob shaking video snippets. Like all of you, I'm a big fan of random pictures, but I don't know how to post them. I'll be working on that.
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Postby bbox696 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:19 pm

I like commas. I use them a lot, since my knowledge of proper sentence structure sucks.

Welcome , you'll fit right in . Photobucket is the answer your looking for.
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Postby HBK » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:28 pm

SportFukn wrote:Well, let me go down the list.

First of all welcome to the forum. None of us know anything about each other either, but here is what I have figured.

Licyourface is a closet exhibitionist who enjoys collecting lego figurines and making them do perverse acts with each other on webcam. Her solo synchronized swimming routine is recognized worldwide as perhaps the best show on earth. Despite battling alcohol addictions, she manages to create and profit substantially from her homemade Chateau du Toenail line of premiere wines.

Nodachi is addicted to pirated high-end software, and enjoys talking dirty with himself using text-to-speech software on lonely Friday nights. His favorite hobby is sans-parachute skydiving, which has earned him a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records.

BigWorm is the founder of the site, and the Administrator. We think he is a vampire since he is dormant during the day and posts during the night, although many sexual predators behave that way also. He is known to hang out with many of the top B-list celebrities, including members of the cast of Seinfeld, and is frequently seen in lines at many Soup Kitchens throughout the Missouri area.

HBK is the über-stalker of all things Jessica Alba. It is rumored that he once bid on a Jessica Alba booger on eBay and used it to make a nice Greek salad with Balsamic dressing and had it fork-fed to him by a fat midget named Clovis. Clovis was wearing a Jessica Alba thong and had two clothespins on each nipple.

Mr. Gator is the resident paintball fanatic. His career accolades include building the first ever 30mm Paintball Chain Gun mounted to the underbelly of a fully restored Apache helicopter for his matches against local orphans. In his spare time he enjoys repairing toasters and reading Louis L'Amour novels in his underwear and creating pudding sculptures.

Suz61 is the active forumite from Gainesville, FL. We have surmised that she has a counterpart up north somewhere, and enjoys a clandestine rendezvous with her object of affection once-in-a-while. The videos that have surfaced on the Internet of her nefarious bedroom goings-on include a sinister wrestling match with a three-toed sloth coverd in sugar cane syrup and more recently, her online creation of the popular porn soap opera Genital Hospital.

BBox is our official forum pothead, and is currently busy with his undergraduate thesis titled "An Effective Comparitive Analysis of the Effects of Dung Beetle Population and Their Effect on Dung...Effects". His sensual and godlike renditions of the Star Spangled Banner made him an instant Internet celebrity when he was awarded the entire Czechoslovakian Lottery. He won 14 potatoes.

Shoehorn is a mysterious being, often shrouded in secret musings about such odd topics like "If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?". He often drinks heavily, and once sent an email to the UN Ambassador to the country of Botswana asking to change the name of their country to "Autobotswana". He is a known friend of Michael Vick's, and avoided the recent trouble by admitting to breeding dandelions for fighting and gambling purposes.

Me? Well, I haven't been able to explain myself in 31 years, so maybe someone else can.


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Postby MR.GATOR » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:39 pm

DAMNIT... nobody was suppose to know about the chopper raid I was planning. I guess that I will call in an airstrike on the Humane Society now.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.


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Postby SportFukn » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:45 pm

We'll get along fine, splangy. I was an English Major in college, and I can wean you from, you know, your, dependence, on,,,commas,

and, stuff.........................
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Postby CG » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:47 pm

[font=Comic Sans MS]Same here guys, English major as well. It's my curse, so to speak . . .[/font] 8)
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Postby shoehorn » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:19 pm

Alright, I have issues with mine.

"If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?".


You know what, I find it very important to know how much crust and lava someone might own. Say I wanted to build a geothermal plant, I gotta know if I own the lava, otherwise, what the hell is the point. And if someone else owns the lava, but I own the crusty part, they're allowed, by law, to come and build geothermal plants all over my crust to get to the lava. Secret musing my ass.

He often drinks heavily


That true's part.

once sent an email to the UN Ambassador to the country of Botswana asking to change the name of their country to "Autobotswana".


Makes perfect marketing sense to me. I'd visit to see the transformers that lived there if they changed the country's name.

He is a known friend of Michael Vick's, and avoided the recent trouble by admitting to breeding dandelions for fighting and gambling purposes.


I even got them to shoot projectiles at one another.

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Postby CG » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:39 pm

You've gone farther than I've ever ventured in speech, only in my head have
I ever gone so far . . .
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Postby CG » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:41 pm

Yeah, all the land I own goes to the center, just try and take it. But for the
right amount, it could be sold . . . it could be yours. Check please . . . !!
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Postby 7thunder7 » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:46 pm

Welcome Splangy! Sport was the excellant man to give you some conversation!
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Postby CG » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:15 am

[font=Comic Sans MS]I have a question regarding a show, possibly just before the last vacation
that Lex and Terry took. Terry was acting so silly about breasts. He was
saying, "boobies, boobies", etc. over and over and going on about it. It was
too funny and I can't find it, I want to share those couple of minutes with
some people and I just don't know where it is. Anyone have a clue? If not
at vacation time, perhaps just after they got back but thinking no, here then.[/font] 8)
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