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Postby Angel of Death » Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:50 pm

Kip wrote:For some reason that reminded me of the worst and maybe funniest joke I have ever heard....

What is the best thing about banging a 13 year old girl in the shower?

If you slick her hair back just right she looks like a 13 year old boy.



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Postby mrcapone » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:17 am

PETERISAMO wrote:well that was an anathema


well, at least you kept it close this time

Capones Hitmen - 120.00
PETERISAMO - 91.00

(122-65 the previous game)

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Postby PETERISAMO » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:17 am

You had a great week congrats....I'm still leading in everything though :)
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Postby Kip » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:05 pm

Damn. I just noticed that the Seahawk Defense scored 44points. And Capone's Hitmen had them on the bench. OUCH!
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Postby PETERISAMO » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:01 am

How are we doing playoffs and when do they start?
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Postby Kip » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:13 pm

You and Clown Shoes have clinched playoff spots. I think the last 2 spots are pending due to a tied record @ 3rd and 4th. If I beat you this week I'm pretty sure I'm in. You could bench all of your players and still make it in and let me in. But I'd rather beat you straight up. :)
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Postby PETERISAMO » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:14 pm

feel free to send me porn or naked pics of thaija ill bench them all
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Postby PETERISAMO » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:48 pm

psssst....Kip!

SCOREBOARD!
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:30 pm

Whoever wants to win should put Chuck Norris in their lineup and everyone else will just forfeit.
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Postby PETERISAMO » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:14 pm

I tried to pick him up off waivers but it gave me an error message about not being man enough to have him on my team
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:48 pm

I can believe that. The minute someone accidentally stepped on his toes he would kill the entire stadium and cripple the Internet just by stroking his beard. I would proceed with caution.
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Postby PETERISAMO » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:02 pm

Sport ust between the 2 of us you might need some help

granted I love the posts and entertainment you provide here..but i prolly need help too

so we both need help
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Postby PETERISAMO » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:03 pm

my help is usually called bud light or stoli vodka man
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Postby SportFukn » Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:16 pm

I hear that, cuz. I am on Budweiser #8 right now. No help from me, according to the brain folks who study that kind of stuff.

We are in a sinking ship, might as well drink up the reserves and go down pain free. :)
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Postby PETERISAMO » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:21 pm

hahaha

im on bud light # 10..i think i need a new liver

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